Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Is It Really That Complicated?
During my OB appointment today, I was asked to give a urine sample. On the bathroom wall was a huge poster with step by step instructions for both men and women on how to properly urinate into the little plastic container, complete with anatomy diagrams. Am I missing something? Don't you just, I don't know. pee in the cup?
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The last time I peed in a cup, I peed all over my hand and totally missed the cup, and then I couldn't offer a sample because once I pee, that's it until I've consumed another bottle of water.
I sat in the bathroom for about 20 minutes, totally humiliated.
So I think I need the diagram.
My question to you is this: Why are men in the diagram? Isn't it an ob/gyn's office? And if you're a guy, don't you just hold your shmeckel and aim? You've got it all there in front of you. If you're a man who needs a diagram in order to pee in an obstetrician's office, you really shouldn't be having children.
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